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Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
Answer: Because she felt crummy!
Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Where do you find a no-legged dog?
Answer: Right where you left him.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
Answer: A stick.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What are two things you can never have for dinner?
Answer: Breakfast and lunch.
Where might you weight a pie?
Answer: Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
What do you call a pig doing karate?
Answer: Pork chop.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Answer: Anyone can roast beef.
"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bee!"
Doctor: "Buzz off. Can't you see I'm busy?"
Isaiah nothing until you open this door!
Hey, is there an owl in there?
Police let us in! It's cold out here!
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