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Question: Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
Answer: Because she felt crummy!

Question: Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!

Question: Where do you find a no-legged dog?
Answer: Right where you left him.

Question: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
Answer: A stick.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite!

Question: What are two things you can never have for dinner?
Answer: Breakfast and lunch.

Question: Where might you weight a pie?
Answer: Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

Question: What do you call a pig doing karate?
Answer: Pork chop.

Question: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Answer: Anyone can roast beef.

Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bee!"
Doctor: "Buzz off. Can't you see I'm busy?"

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing until you open this door!

Knock Knock!
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Who.
Who Who?
Hey, is there an owl in there?

Knock Knock!
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Police!
Police Who?
Police let us in! It's cold out here!